December 2012
1 post
thepermsnatural: *hits with another snowball and runs * Tis the season! Yes,THE SEASON FOR YOU TO DIE IN A VERY PAINFUL WAY! *running behind him while firing the mayo cannon*
Dec 5th
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September 2012
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thepermsnatural: What? Were you expecting me to do something else? I’m unarmed, my sword’s not here. And you’re on your period and being pretty bitchy about it. I know never to mess with a PMS-y woman. *runs* You are calling me girl…? YOU JUST—- *running behind Gin* CALLED ME GIRL!? *grabs his collar and pins him down* I am NOT ON A PERIOD,I AM JUST FUCKING PISSED BECAUSE NO...
Sep 14th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: askhijikata replied to your post: Gin pls… Zaki is Toushi’s punchbag. He just don’t want to kill anpan-chan because afterwards he would lose his toy. ONE of “my babies” oi. And even if he is my co-worker,sometimes I still want to kill him. Do you know how annoying he is when he is watching badminton games? *whistles* Damn Hijikata, you get...
Sep 14th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikata replied to your post: Gin pls… Zaki is Toushi’s punchbag. He just don’t want to kill anpan-chan because afterwards he would lose his toy. ONE of “my babies” oi. And even if he is my co-worker,sometimes I still want to kill him. Do you know how annoying he is when he is watching badminton games? *whistles* Damn Hijikata, you get around don’t you? Getting all sorts of...
Sep 14th
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thepermsnatural: I would use Lily if it worked! That’s why I need more info from that magic anon to see if it would. I don’t want my friend to kiss my comatose body and not wake up. I’d feel bad for her. *hearing Hijikata ask where the real Gintoushi was made Gin(toushi) look downtrodden and sigh* I… I don’t know… It’s got me worried sick. I’ve been told not to but.. I’ve grown to like the kid,...
Sep 13th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: …Watch your mouth,shrimp. How are you going to find the anon,by the way? And… *starts walking by his side* …Most of the anons are masochists,you can’t just “beat” it. Don’t doubt my technique, Mayo Giant. I’m 90% positive this anon was a female. And if that’s the case, I know a way that always works on the ladies~ *winks,...
Sep 13th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: …Watch your mouth,shrimp. How are you going to find the anon,by the way? And… *starts walking by his side* …Most of the anons are masochists,you can’t just “beat” it. Don’t doubt my technique, Mayo Giant. I’m 90% positive this anon was a female. And if that’s the case, I know a way that always works on the ladies~ *winks, licking his teeth*  Oi oi oi,what...
Sep 13th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikata replied to your post: askhijikata replied to… …If you were in your body right now,I would be choking you. Isn’t there any OTHER way to get your real body back? How would I know? The anon only told me the one way. I’m gonna find that anon and beat more ways out of it. Outta my way, Gigantisaurus. *pushes Hijikata aside* …Watch your mouth,shrimp. How are you...
Sep 13th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: *flinches and glares up at him* I CAN’T enjoy “my youth” because I STILL HAVE MY OLD BRAIN! You think it’s nice? Having to be in my son’s body? OUR son’s body?! If I have to relive puberty one more time, I AM GOING TO DIE.  I don’t have time for this shit. I have to find my body, and I have to get myself back in my body… Che. If only that...
Sep 12th
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thepermsnatural: *flinches and glares up at him* I CAN’T enjoy “my youth” because I STILL HAVE MY OLD BRAIN! You think it’s nice? Having to be in my son’s body? OUR son’s body?! If I have to relive puberty one more time, I AM GOING TO DIE.  I don’t have time for this shit. I have to find my body, and I have to get myself back in my body… Che. If only that baka anon gave another way to do it.. ...
Sep 12th
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askpaako: thepermsnatural: askhijikata: You didn’t specify anyone so she is fine too,right? Wait wha-? N-no! That’s not what I meant! The anon said- UGH. YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TRYING TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY BAKAYAROU MAYOHEAD!!  I’ll find a loophole around this… I’ll get my body back… baka magic anons and their baka spells… just a bunch of bakas… So, am I gonna get a...
Sep 12th
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July 2012
1 post
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OI TOUSHIRO
toushinko: askhijikata: toushinko: I see you there talking about me! Eeeeh, but I’m bored, I want to have some fun~ We just went to pee! I’m in the middle of work here!
Jul 17th
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June 2012
33 posts
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: I like sweets like any normal person would like them! Your love for sweets is at the monster level already! You are just a sugar freak with diabetes! Tch,idiot… *sighs and calms down*…C’mon,I’m from the future,there is nothing that you want to ask me? Tch, I don’t have diabetes and can eat sweets as much as I want. I don’t have any problems *picks nose* Ummm… a...
Jun 18th
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: askgintokirp: ouch… yeah, we should better stop arguing… i even forgot why we’re fighting again. “Probably because you are an idiot…” Me too. …what we do when we aren’t trying to choke each other? Hmmmm… I don’t know… well… Let’s discuss about how awesome strawberry milk is… wait you don’t like it…. WHY DON’T YOU LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK, OI! ARE YOU...
Jun 18th
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: BECAUSE MORONS LIKE YOU *hits him again* KEPT CALLING HIM GORILLA,YOU IDIOT! JUST LEAVE THE POOR GUY ALONE! BUT THAT’S BECAUSE WE CANNOT DENY THE FACT THAT HE’S A GORILLA, STOP CHANGING FACTS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE *starts hitting him too* HE. ISN’T. A. GORILLA! *hits Gin at every word* *sighs and pant a bit* …I forgot how tiring...
Jun 17th
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: BECAUSE MORONS LIKE YOU *hits him again* KEPT CALLING HIM GORILLA,YOU IDIOT! JUST LEAVE THE POOR GUY ALONE! BUT THAT’S BECAUSE WE CANNOT DENY THE FACT THAT HE’S A GORILLA, STOP CHANGING FACTS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE *starts hitting him too* HE. ISN’T. A. GORILLA! *hits Gin at every word* *sighs and pant a bit* …I forgot how tiring is to argue with...
Jun 17th
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: I AM A TEACHER NOW,SIT DOWN OR I WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO THE HEADMASTER,BRAT! In all the schools kids learn Mayology,WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL LIFE YOU HAD IF YOU NEVER STUDIED MAYOLOGY!? WHO IS THE HEADMASTER?! THAT GORILLA OR WHAT!? WHAT KIND OF SCHOOLS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? JUST SHUT UP, OI! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND JUST UP, OR...
Jun 17th
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: I AM A TEACHER NOW,SIT DOWN OR I WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO THE HEADMASTER,BRAT! In all the schools kids learn Mayology,WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL LIFE YOU HAD IF YOU NEVER STUDIED MAYOLOGY!? WHO IS THE HEADMASTER?! THAT GORILLA OR WHAT!? WHAT KIND OF SCHOOLS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? JUST SHUT UP, OI! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND JUST UP, OR BETTER DIE! HE IS NOT A...
Jun 17th
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: askgintokirp: Okay.. I will be waiting. TEACH US, Hijibaka-sensei. *casually sitting on a desk with school uniforms*  …Oh. I was ready to beat the crap out of you,but ok—- *eyetwitches because notices Gin said “Hijibaka” only now* …We are going to study Mayology now. First! Grab the closest moron with a silver perm. Second! Grab the mayo that is under...
Jun 17th
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askgintokirp: Okay.. I will be waiting. TEACH US, Hijibaka-sensei. *casually sitting on a desk with school uniforms*  …Oh. I was ready to beat the crap out of you,but ok—- *eyetwitches because notices Gin said “Hijibaka” only now* …We are going to study Mayology now. First! Grab the closest moron with a silver perm. Second! Grab the mayo that is under your...
Jun 17th
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askgintokirp: askhijikatarp: askgintoki: askhijikata replied to your post: askhijikata replied to your post: will i ship you… That’s my line oi. Do you know how annoying and painful is to be paired with you? The king of the idiots and morons? WHO ARE YOU CALLING “THE KING OF THE IDIOTS AND MORONS”, YOU BASTARD!? WHAT THE—- YOU BRAT—-!! YES,YOU ARE THE KING OF THE IDIOTS AND...
Jun 17th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: (Charm point? The hell’s he talking about?) O-oi, knock it off Hijibaka. Ten years is a long way away. Stop acting like this war’s going to happen tomorrow! It’s really bummin me out! Tch. *shrugs off Hijikata’s hands*  A-and you’re calling me dumb because I haven’t experienced the future yet! I’m not hip on the future because it hasn’t...
Jun 17th
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askgintoki: askhijikata replied to your post: askhijikata replied to your post: will i ship you… That’s my line oi. Do you know how annoying and painful is to be paired with you? The king of the idiots and morons? WHO ARE YOU CALLING “THE KING OF THE IDIOTS AND MORONS”, YOU BASTARD!? WHAT THE—- YOU BRAT—-!! YES,YOU ARE THE KING OF THE IDIOTS AND MORONS,YOU BRAT! AND THAT...
Jun 17th
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thepermsnatural: (Charm point? The hell’s he talking about?) O-oi, knock it off Hijibaka. Ten years is a long way away. Stop acting like this war’s going to happen tomorrow! It’s really bummin me out! Tch. *shrugs off Hijikata’s hands*  A-and you’re calling me dumb because I haven’t experienced the future yet! I’m not hip on the future because it hasn’t happened yet! So don’t call me dumb! You...
Jun 17th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: Your hair? Straight? Hah,not even all the technology of the amantos would make that happen! I do. Everyone lost and learned so much… I almost feel happy for seeing you still so… idiotic perm head. The Gin of my time almost lost all his … spirit. I guess is normal after what he went through… …But that now is the past for me. We have a country to rebuild,that’s...
Jun 17th
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keikiii: askhijikatarp: …Why are you always so interested in my butt oi?! My face is up here! *points at his face* Eheh, just teasing, your face is lovely too~ With that sexy lip cut~  … there she goes *facepalm*
Jun 17th
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keikiii: askhijikatarp: keikiii: Toushiiiiiiiiii º///u///º *touches faes* Kei,hey! *smiles* How are you? I’m fine~ And I see you’re fine too~  Can you turn around let me see your butt …Why are you always so interested in my butt oi?! My face is up here! *points at his face*
Jun 17th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: Wh-*jaw drop* H-H-Hijibaka??? *le drool* Gintoki! *smiles* Hah,is nostalgic seeing you… like this. Huh? *looks at self* Like what? (inner Gin is going “Waaaaah you’re such a hawt oyagi! *unf unf*) Well… you use different clothes,your hair is longer and… the war changed you a bit. Good. I could use some...
Jun 17th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: Wh-*jaw drop* H-H-Hijibaka??? *le drool* Gintoki! *smiles* Hah,is nostalgic seeing you… like this. Huh? *looks at self* Like what? (inner Gin is going “Waaaaah you’re such a hawt oyagi! *unf unf*) Well… you use different clothes,your hair is longer and… the war changed you a bit.
Jun 17th
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thepermsnatural: Wh-*jaw drop* H-H-Hijibaka??? *le drool* Gintoki! *smiles* Hah,is nostalgic seeing you… like this.
Jun 17th
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keikiii: Toushiiiiiiiiii º///u///º *touches faes* Kei,hey! *smiles* How are you?
Jun 17th
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thepermsnatural: Tch. What’s it to you? I’m walking away. Does it look like running? Stupid mayo-head.  What’s with the sudden hurry then? Stupid perm-head.
Jun 16th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: askhijikata replied to your post: So,who’s the (un)lucky girl? Some anons did. And I do care. Because like that you will have a reason to calm down and stop searching for troubles. And that means less work for me. *laughs* Just because I’m seeing somebody now doesn’t mean I’ll stop my “shenanigans” Hijibaka! (just to see you again)...
Jun 16th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikata replied to your post: So,who’s the (un)lucky girl? Some anons did. And I do care. Because like that you will have a reason to calm down and stop searching for troubles. And that means less work for me. *laughs* Just because I’m seeing somebody now doesn’t mean I’ll stop my “shenanigans” Hijibaka! (just to see you again) Besides, if you hadn’t noticed already, I...
Jun 16th
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rinnyai: askhijikatarp: rinnyai: askhijikatarp: *smirking,looks at your face with the corner of the eye* …You are a naughty girl then. Kissing someone who you don’t consider your boyfriend… and then doing this with someone else ~ *runs my lips across your neck* Am I naughty~? Maybe you should teach me a lesson then, like you used to do~ *stops you* Ah ah ah! Who said I’m going to do...
Jun 12th
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askgintoki: askhijikata replied to your post: askhijikata replied to your photoset *massaging… Don’t make such a face ~ *gets closer with a small smile* We both know what I’m talking about ~ Hijikata-kuuuun? Yes? Is there any problem,Gintoki-kuuuuun ~?
Jun 12th
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keikiii: askhijikatarp: keikiii: askhijikatarp: I like the idea ~ What do you want to do then,hm? *only some centimeters from your face,looking at your lips* Mayo&handcuffs, how does that sound~? *licks your lower lip slowly* Great ~ *gives you a quick kiss and then whispers* …but you will be the one handcuffed. Yes, that’s—- wait, what? *blushes*  Ohh,that’s a...
Jun 12th
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rinnyai: askhijikatarp: *smirking,looks at your face with the corner of the eye* …You are a naughty girl then. Kissing someone who you don’t consider your boyfriend… and then doing this with someone else ~ *runs my lips across your neck* Am I naughty~? Maybe you should teach me a lesson then, like you used to do~ *stops you* Ah ah ah! Who said I’m going to do what YOU want ~? Kids...
Jun 12th
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keikiii: askhijikatarp: I like the idea ~ What do you want to do then,hm? *only some centimeters from your face,looking at your lips* Mayo&handcuffs, how does that sound~? *licks your lower lip slowly* Great ~ *gives you a quick kiss and then whispers* …but you will be the one handcuffed.
Jun 12th
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rinnyai: askhijikatarp: rinnyai: askhijikatarp: rinnyai: Hijikata-san, how about that threesome~? Don’t you have a boyfriend now,Rin-san~? Hm~ No, I don’t have a boyfriend. *runs a finger across your chest* Eeeh ~ You sure ~? My… sources say the contrary ~ *looking amused at you* *places a hand on your chest* Well~ *whispers into your ear* They’re wrong~ *blows softly into your...
Jun 12th
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keikiii: askhijikatarp: keikiii: Ooh, I can think of a lot of ways~ *gets closer too, wrapping her arms around your neck* A lot of ways for what,huh ~? For… having fun~ I like the idea ~ What do you want to do then,hm? *only some centimeters from your face,looking at your lips*
Jun 12th
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rinnyai: askhijikatarp: rinnyai: Hijikata-san, how about that threesome~? Don’t you have a boyfriend now,Rin-san~? Hm~ No, I don’t have a boyfriend. *runs a finger across your chest* Eeeh ~ You sure ~? My… sources say the contrary ~ *looking amused at you*
Jun 12th
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keikiii: askhijikatarp: keikiii: Toushi, baby, come here… Yes ~? *gets closer taking off the vest* How can I help you? Ooh, I can think of a lot of ways~ *gets closer too, wrapping her arms around your neck* A lot of ways for what,huh ~?
Jun 12th
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rinnyai: Hijikata-san, how about that threesome~? Don’t you have a boyfriend now,Rin-san~?
Jun 12th
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keikiii: Toushi, baby, come here… Yes ~? *gets closer taking off the vest* How can I help you?
Jun 12th
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May 2012
58 posts
mayoprincess: askhijikatarp: *ignores and sniffs the air* Hey,can you tell where the strawberry milk smell is? …Damn,now it would be useful a dog. *sighs* You aren’t gonna let me go are you? Oh,so you finally realized it? Anyway… You know that idiot better than me,where he could be hiding?
May 27th
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thepermsnatural: askhijikatarp: thepermsnatural: Oi, Hijibaka… Hypothetically, IF I were to ask you if you wanted to sleep with me tonight because an anon offered a great sum of money if I did… would you? H-hypothetically, of course. I’m not REALLY asking you that… I-if you know what I mean…  thepermsnatural …This is for the kid,isn’t it? Define “sleep with me”. I was given the task of...
May 27th
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mayoprincess: askhijikatarp: mayoprincess: askhijikatarp: … KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! I’M GOING TO CUT YOUR BALLS EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE BALLS!! Eh? Eheheheh, I just remembered I have something to do yeah, I’ll be going now! *walks away slowly at first and then starts running* *running behind you with a psycho smile* Where are you running,DEAR...
May 27th
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mayoprincess: askhijikatarp: … KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! I’M GOING TO CUT YOUR BALLS EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE BALLS!! Eh? Eheheheh, I just remembered I have something to do yeah, I’ll be going now! *walks away slowly at first and then starts running* *running behind you with a psycho smile* Where are you running,DEAR ~? Come here ~ *grabs your arm...
May 27th
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thepermsnatural: Oi, Hijibaka… Hypothetically, IF I were to ask you if you wanted to sleep with me tonight because an anon offered a great sum of money if I did… would you? H-hypothetically, of course. I’m not REALLY asking you that… I-if you know what I mean…  thepermsnatural …This is for the kid,isn’t it? Define “sleep with me”. I was given the task of watching over that kid and dammit,...
May 27th
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